Friday, June 11, 2010

Gardening Tip #1

IF you have some nature of thistle that has reached a height of 2 ft and is growing copious groupings along with other branching, seeding, vining weeds into your neighbor's garden THEN it is time to do *a little* weeding. The consequences of neglecting said weeding is that I will be in your backyard with a hand trowel ripping out weeds, flinging dirt and organic matter to and fro as I spout obscenities.

Disclaimer: I will firmly maintain my proclaimation that I was so devout in my weeding I failed to notice my property line ended 3.1783 ft. ago and that, on an unrelated note, I have Tourette's Syndrome.

1 comment:

  1. In some states its illegal to let Thistle grow. its pretty to look at on the side of the road and it does remind me of Eeyore but I don't want it in my garden.

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